So for your entertainment, I'll post various examples of how this works. This are all serious examples of my real, everyday life and how it affects me and, on most occasions; my staff, boss, husband and friends.
- I work in a retail store that has huge windows as our store front. One slow day at work, my boss went on her lunch, leaving me out on the floor TOTALLY ALONE. As I stood there in my quiet store, my brain wanders as it tends to every fifteen seconds. And literally, I just wondered what I would do, if dinosaurs still existed. No but seriously, what would we do? Just think for a second. Would it be a Jurassic Park type situation? Would there be sirens to alert us? Would bomb shelters be an ordinary thing to have? So ok, stay with me. I know this is totally weird, but it's about to get weirder. After I thought this amazingly weird thought, I went home feeling quite..strange. So I of course immediately told my husband. He confessed to thinking the EXACT SAME THING. That's how you know you've found your soul mate people. And of course that you're really just a ten year old with responsibilities.
- I watch cartoons daily. I usually wake up to Spongebob, but Team UmiZoomi is my favorite. Especially the end when the do the crazy shake.
- I can honestly say my DVR is set to record Adventure Time. I will also admit that I have watched episodes multiple times to catch a glimpse of the waving snail. I also think it's socially acceptable to yell hi and wave back to it. Like I don't know he can't really see me.
- I play video games. I get that girls can play video games, but I love LEGO video games. I find them amusing. I like flying around as Lego Wonderwoman, or defeating Lego Lord Voldemort. I get a thrill out of finding the huge Lego ring. Also, I am a very sore loser. I've broken controllers and I'm surprised Clay married me after I committed this crime.
- I have, on more than one occasion, expressed the need to do laundry because I have no more acceptable adult clothing. Allow me to explain. I own multiple shirts that have Mario, Thor, dinosause, disney princesses, Star Wars scenes, Harry Potter references and other ridiculous sayings and things on them. I mostly look like a child playing dress up.
- I highly enjoy kids movies. One time on a double date, we saw a cartoon movie and were the oldest people in the theater without children. We may have looked a little creepy. I also ensure that we own a fair amount of disney movies.
- My favorite past time is building forts. Admittedly, my husband is way better at the actual construction of the fort than I am. However, I enjoy a great time in the fort. I take pillows, snacks and my puppy in there with me. I will also create a facebook event for said night and somehow create and incorporate the term fort into in.
- I had a legitimate discussion yesterday with my husband today about buying supplies for my 26th birthday party . It's Star Wars themed. I plan on wearing my Princess Leia hoodie and carrying a lightsaber. Last years was Harry Potter.
xoxoxo
Trista
